The Phillies wrap up this eventful series against the Pirates by throwing Kyle Kendrick onto the Pile of Dirt with the Rubber Slab against the rejuvenated A.J. Burnett, free to practice his craft of Mutant Tattooed Pitcherdom in Pittsburgh, the Capital of Appalachia.

Chase Utley gets the day off, because he's wimpy as all get out.

Afternoon delight, hang on kids.

Discuss the game below.

Kyle Kendrick

#38 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 210

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Aug 26, 1984

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Kyle Kendrick	2-7	16	11	1	1	0	1	67.0	80	44	39	8	26	46	5.24	1.58

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A.J. Burnett

#34 / Pitcher / Pittsburgh Pirates

Height: 6-4

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Jan 03, 1977

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - A.J. Burnett	8-2	12	12	0	0	0	0	75.0	66	28	27	6	27	62	3.24	1.24

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