Without apology to George Michael

Well I guess it would be nice
If you could score somebody
You know, like, anybody
That makes it safe to base two

Ooo

But you often hit twice
Before you give the lead away
It's the same baseball everyday
You know - the game where you lose

But I need some time off from that emotion
Time to sweep my TV off the floor
When phandom comes without devotion
Well it takes a strong phan baby not to show your ass the door

Because you're testing my phaith
You're testing my phaith
Because you're testing my phaith
Phaith
Phaith
You're testing my phaith
Phaith
Phaith

Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Dollar dogs and bobble giveaways
But you're giving me the blues
Maybe
You sell out all the games you say
Can't help but think of yesterday
And the team that won all those games after paying their dues

Before the Delaware River can meet the ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
I reconsider my foolish notion
I need a team to thrill me
Guess I'll wait a season more

But you're testing my phaith
You're testing my phaith
You're testing my phaith
Phaith
Phaith
You're testing my phaith
Phaith
Phaith