The Vance Dance is the newest craze sweeping the nation! It's the dance you do when you want to look like you're falling off the side of a baseball mound after throwing a pitch for your 5th called strikeout of the game. It's a very specific dance.

We should all do the dance right now. Get up from your seat and try it, I'll wait.

Why, you ask? Because nothing else has worked, dammit.

Tonight, Vance Worley tries to stem the tide of suck as he takes on Rockies' pitcher Jeremy Guthrie. I would say something about Guthrie's rather inflated ERA, but I'm not sure what I could say that wouldn't curse the Phillies to the worst possible outcome.

Discuss the game below.

Vance Worley

#49 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-2

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Sep 25, 1987

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Vance Worley	4-5	14	14	0	0	0	0	84.0	85	38	33	9	30	74	3.54	1.37

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Jeremy Guthrie

#15 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

Height: 6-1

Weight: 205

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Apr 08, 1979

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Jeremy Guthrie	3-8	21	13	0	0	0	1	83.1	109	62	56	18	28	41	6.05	1.64

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