Let's All Do The Vance Dance: Phillies at Rockies Game Thread, July 14, 2012

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The Vance Dance is the newest craze sweeping the nation! It's the dance you do when you want to look like you're falling off the side of a baseball mound after throwing a pitch for your 5th called strikeout of the game. It's a very specific dance.

We should all do the dance right now. Get up from your seat and try it, I'll wait.

Why, you ask? Because nothing else has worked, dammit.

Tonight, Vance Worley tries to stem the tide of suck as he takes on Rockies' pitcher Jeremy Guthrie. I would say something about Guthrie's rather inflated ERA, but I'm not sure what I could say that wouldn't curse the Phillies to the worst possible outcome.

Discuss the game below.


Next Game

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Colorado Rockies

Saturday, Jul 14, 2012, 8:10 PM EDT
Coors Field

Vance Worley vs Jeremy Guthrie

Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 85.

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Vance Worley

#49 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-2

230

R

R

Sep 25, 1987


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2012 - Vance Worley 4-5 14 14 0 0 0 0 84.0 85 38 33 9 30 74 3.54 1.37




Jeremy Guthrie

#15 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

6-1

205

R

R

Apr 08, 1979


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2012 - Jeremy Guthrie 3-8 21 13 0 0 0 1 83.1 109 62 56 18 28 41 6.05 1.64




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