While you spend your day burning meat on a charcoal and/or propane-generated flame, drinking oat sodas and contemplating the audacity of those white dudes 236 years ago, there will be another white dude on the mound in Queens, looking for his first victory in a long, slogging war for WINZ.
Yes, Cliff Lee will be looking for his first victory of the likely lost 2012 Phillies season against the Mets and their enormous Princetonian, Chris Young.
Discuss the game below.