What happens when your impending $200 million free agent starting pitcher turns the game over to the recently-signed $50 million closer with a one run lead? Hillarity, that's what!

I'll leave it to my compatriots who watched the game more than I did (I just had the luck of watching the last several at-bats) to give you the full flavor of this game, but in the meantime, all I can say for now is that whoever created this blog in 2008 might want to bring it back.

Ugh.