I'd like to pretend that previous game didn't happen, and that the Pirates didn't lose 9-1 to the Cardinals. I'd like to, but I can't. The Cardinals ruin everything. Then again, so do the Pirates.
The Dodgers and Braves have their own game one now. The foam tomahawks are out in full force. I'm guessing they give them out because when they're all waving in the air, it makes it harder to see all the empty seats. It distracts the eye. It's an optical illusion.
Please win, Dodgers.
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