A Complete Waste of Nine Minutes: Reds 1, Phillies 0

Will you PLEASE hit the STRIKE ZONE you USELESS CANADIAN LUMP!?! - Eric Hartline-US PRESSWIRE

I can't believe I'm writing up a recap of this.

The bottom of the ninth inning of last night's game lasted just nine minutes today.

Phillippe Aumont pitched to four batters and didn't get a single one of them out. The first batter, Zack Cozart, singled. Aumont then walked Joey Votto, because that's what he does. Aumont walks guys, and Joey Votto takes walks. They're a match made in heaven. (OR HELL.) The next batter flied out to Ben Revere... or he would have if Revere had caught the ball. But he didn't, which loaded the bases. Here's a factoid:

Jay Bruce was next, and he knocked a single to end the game.

And thus endeth my recap of nine minutes of baseball, all which featured Phillippe Aumont failing to control his pitches. Is there a form I can submit to Aumont to try and get my nine minutes back?

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join The Good Phight

You must be a member of The Good Phight to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Good Phight. You should read them.

Join The Good Phight

You must be a member of The Good Phight to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Good Phight. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9351_tracker