All the bone/boner puns have been made. They have. This is Jonathan Pettibone's third start for the Phillies, and they are all gone. We're fresh out of bone/boner puns. Wait, that's a lie. We've been out of bone/boner puns for ten days now. There are none left. None, I tell you! Zero! Zippo! Zilch! Nada! Nil!
Jonathan Pettibone, who I'm sure is in no way tired of bone/boner puns, faces off against Ricky Nolasco tonight. Last night's win was much needed and very satisfying. It would be nice for the Phillies to assert their dominance over the Marlins and make them weep salty tears of inferiority while their fan base looks on disinterestedly. It's an option.
Discuss the game in the comments below.
Phillies lead the series 1-0
WP: Kyle Kendrick (3 - 1)
LP: Alex Sanabia (2 - 4)
|7 - 2 win|
|Sat 05/04||7:05 PM EDT|
|Sun 05/05||2:35 PM EDT|
#44 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies
Jul 19, 1990
|2013 - Jonathan Pettibone||1-0||2||2||0||0||0||0||10.1||13||5||5||2||2||10||4.35||1.45|
#47 / Pitcher / Miami Marlins
Dec 13, 1982
|2013 - Ricky Nolasco||2-2||6||6||0||0||0||0||35.1||33||16||15||3||9||21||3.82||1.19|