[Insert Bone Pun Here]: Marlins at Phillies Game Thread, May 3, 2013

Rich Schultz

No. Just, no. Don't even try it.

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All the bone/boner puns have been made. They have. This is Jonathan Pettibone's third start for the Phillies, and they are all gone. We're fresh out of bone/boner puns. Wait, that's a lie. We've been out of bone/boner puns for ten days now. There are none left. None, I tell you! Zero! Zippo! Zilch! Nada! Nil!

Jonathan Pettibone, who I'm sure is in no way tired of bone/boner puns, faces off against Ricky Nolasco tonight. Last night's win was much needed and very satisfying. It would be nice for the Phillies to assert their dominance over the Marlins and make them weep salty tears of inferiority while their fan base looks on disinterestedly. It's an option.

Discuss the game in the comments below.


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Phillies lead the series 1-0

Thu 05/02 WP: Kyle Kendrick (3 - 1)
LP: Alex Sanabia (2 - 4)
7 - 2 win

Miami Marlins
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Friday, May 3, 2013, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Ricky Nolasco vs Jonathan Pettibone

Clear. Winds blowing from right to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.

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Sat 05/04 7:05 PM EDT
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Jonathan Pettibone

#44 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-6

225

L

R

Jul 19, 1990


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2013 - Jonathan Pettibone 1-0 2 2 0 0 0 0 10.1 13 5 5 2 2 10 4.35 1.45



Ricky Nolasco

#47 / Pitcher / Miami Marlins

6-2

215

R

R

Dec 13, 1982


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2013 - Ricky Nolasco 2-2 6 6 0 0 0 0 35.1 33 16 15 3 9 21 3.82 1.19



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