Guuuuhhh, how's everyone feeling? Sleep off last night's late night shift? Ready for another? Good!
Tonight, we have a slightly softer version of the mismatch between John Lannan and Matt Harvey as Jonathan Pettibone goes up against Zack Greinke. Due to injury and ineffectiveness, Pettibone has been a more important part of the Phillies' rotation than expected and Zack Greinke has been a less important part than expected. You'd rather be the Phillies on that end of the bargain, but Greinke is no joke: he can totally shut down this offense.
Still, maybe we'll get some of that bad Zack mojo. Start piling the hits on, and they'll come like water. Also: try to win by the sixth inning so that the LA faithful are still around to see it happen. Ba-dum-tshhhhhh.
Ahaahahahah, Greinke's face. "Whuhhh???"