Cloudy with a Chance of Boring: Phillies at Dodgers Game Thread, June 28, 2013

Brian Garfinkel

John Lannazzzzzzzzzzz...

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Tonight, John Lannan starts for the Phillies, and he'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I'm sorry. I drifted off there. I'm sure I was talking about something. Oh yes! Tonight's game, and John Lannan. In five gamezzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I swear I'll stop doing that. As soon as John Lannan gets more interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy and everything, but egads is he ever boring.

Here is some information about John Lannan that I totally didn't just make up (I did): his favorite color is beige. His favorite drink is water. His favorite food is lettuce. His favorite type of music is the white noise that a fan makes.

I'll make you a deal, John Lannan. You pitch well, and in my recap I'll make you seem exotic. Or at least more interesting than a pet rock. Deal?

If Dodgers' starter Chris Capuano wants facts made up about him, he should try pitching for a team other than the Dodgers.

Discuss your favorite made up John Lannan fact, as well as the game, in the comments below.


Current Series

Dodgers lead the series 1-0

Thu 06/27 WP: Zack Greinke (5 - 2)
SV: Kenley Jansen
LP: Justin De Fratus (2 - 2)
4 - 6 loss

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Friday, Jun 28, 2013, 10:10 PM EDT
Dodger Stadium

John Lannan vs Chris Capuano

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

Complete Coverage >

Sat 06/29 10:10 PM EDT
Sun 06/30 4:10 PM EDT


John Lannan

#27 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-4

215

L

L

Sep 27, 1984


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2013 - John Lannan 0-2 5 5 0 0 0 0 24.2 30 18 16 1 6 14 5.84 1.46




Chris Capuano

#35 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Dodgers

6-3

215

L

L

Aug 19, 1978


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2013 - Chris Capuano 2-4 10 8 0 0 0 1 44.0 44 22 20 6 13 33 4.09 1.30




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