Tonight, John Lannan starts for the Phillies, and he'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm sorry. I drifted off there. I'm sure I was talking about something. Oh yes! Tonight's game, and John Lannan. In five gamezzzzzzzzzzzzz
I swear I'll stop doing that. As soon as John Lannan gets more interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy and everything, but egads is he ever boring.
Here is some information about John Lannan that I totally didn't just make up (I did): his favorite color is beige. His favorite drink is water. His favorite food is lettuce. His favorite type of music is the white noise that a fan makes.
I'll make you a deal, John Lannan. You pitch well, and in my recap I'll make you seem exotic. Or at least more interesting than a pet rock. Deal?
If Dodgers' starter Chris Capuano wants facts made up about him, he should try pitching for a team other than the Dodgers.
Discuss your favorite made up John Lannan fact, as well as the game, in the comments below.
Dodgers lead the series 1-0
WP: Zack Greinke (5 - 2)
SV: Kenley Jansen
LP: Justin De Fratus (2 - 2)
|4 - 6 loss|
|Sat 06/29||10:10 PM EDT|
|Sun 06/30||4:10 PM EDT|
#27 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies
Sep 27, 1984
|2013 - John Lannan||0-2||5||5||0||0||0||0||24.2||30||18||16||1||6||14||5.84||1.46|
#35 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Dodgers
Aug 19, 1978
|2013 - Chris Capuano||2-4||10||8||0||0||0||1||44.0||44||22||20||6||13||33||4.09||1.30|