Tonight, Domonic Brown and some other dudes who are not Domonic Brown take on the Miami Marlins. None of them are Domonic Brown, either.
What if we had some kind of duplication machine and could churn out another 15 Dom Browns? That would be a compelling team. I'd watch those games. Wouldn't you?
Jonathan Pettibone seeks to improve on his last start at the Red Sox which was less than great. Ricky Nolasco will see if he can go the whole game without begging the Marlins front office to trade him, for the love of God, so he can be on a team that *isn't* an embarrassment to all sports, everywhere.
Please discuss your Domonic Brown fantasies in the comments below. And also the game, I guess, but mostly the Dom Brown fantasies.