Maddening Disdain: Marlins at Phillies Gamethread, September 16, 2013

Doug Benc

Who is Sam Dyson, by the way?

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Say, maybe you'd heard that the Miami Marlins are a terrible organization because of Jeffrey Loria. Maybe Ken Rosenthal's latest missive comes as no surprise to you. Hey, that's great.

To the rest of us, let this serve as a friendly reminder that the Marlins are horribly run and we should feel terrible for the young talent on their team, especially Jose "The Nose" Fernandez and Giancarlo "No Need for a Nickname" Stanton. And man, we should probably feel bad for Derek Deitrich and Chris Valaika for being actively punished for revealing an ongoing situation of systematic abuse by a minor league coach handpicked by Loria. And honestly, we should feel bad for Miami. They deserve better, those tan bastards.

So tonight, I rescind my tanking preference: beat the Marlins so badly, Phillies, that Jeffrey Loria launches himself into the sun, using the rocketship hidden in his own terrible ballpark sculpture. Do it for the children.


Current Series

3 game series vs Marlins @ Citizens Bank Park

Tue 09/17 7:05 PM EDT
Wed 09/18 7:05 PM EDT


Sam Dyson

#36 / Pitcher / Miami Marlins

6-1

210

R

R

May 07, 1988



Cliff Lee

#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-3

205

L

L

Aug 30, 1978


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