No, really. I've been reading these stories this afternoon, having nightmare flashbacks.
- Jim Salisbury claiming Bowa coming back "has been talked about" in the Phillies organization, hopefully followed by this.
- Craig Calcaterra goes further than the others (below).
- Zolecki talking to Bowa, but not mentioning any cray cray hiring talk.
- Deitch covering the same territory as Z, above, with Bowa sounding like, gee, he'd be happy if the Phillies took him to the prom.
Hopefully, this is baseless, off-day malarky. Please, god. Let it be that. Please?