An article on uproxx and KVAL.com suggests that the Public Safety office at OSU thinks "Jonathon Pappelbon" should "eat a bowl of dicks". I couldn't agree more.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/07/bowl-of-dicks-oregon-list/
Other notable people who should eat a bowl of dicks:
Eli Manning
Ray Lewis
Tony Romo
Jimmy Fallon
Miley Cyrus
Rush Limbaugh
Sarah Palin
The Situation
Windows Vista
Nancy Reagan
Hillary Clinton
Jose Canseco post Bash Bros.