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Jonathon Pappelbon (sic)

An article on uproxx and KVAL.com suggests that the Public Safety office at OSU thinks "Jonathon Pappelbon" should "eat a bowl of dicks". I couldn't agree more.

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/07/bowl-of-dicks-oregon-list/

Other notable people who should eat a bowl of dicks:

Eli Manning

Ray Lewis

Tony Romo

Jimmy Fallon

Miley Cyrus

Rush Limbaugh

Sarah Palin

The Situation

Windows Vista

Nancy Reagan

Hillary Clinton

Jose Canseco post Bash Bros.