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SMELLS LIKE LAST PLACE (Nirvana feat. Bay_Area_Phan)

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This deserves its own place in the sun. -ed.

SMELLS LIKE LAST PLACE

Load up on beer, bring your friends
It sucks to lose, and not contend
Rube’s still on board, his job’s assured
Oh no, he never traded Byrd.

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow
Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow

With Babe Ruf out, they’re less dangerous
Call up Franco, entertain us!
Rube is stupid, and audacious.
Call up Franco, entertain us!

Martin Prado!
Liriano!
Barry Zito!
Severino!
Yay!

The bats are worse when Cole’s his best
It’s time to give Maikel the test
We’ve given shots to Nix and Gwynn
And if he’s a vet, we’ll overspend

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow
Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow

With Babe Ruf out, they’re less dangerous
Call up Franco, entertain us!
Rube is stupid, and audacious.
Call up Franco, entertain us!

And I forget just why I watch
Oh yeah, I guess it’s to see Giles
I find it hard, it’s hard to find
A good reliever who we’ve signed.

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow
Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe, they blow

With Babe Ruf out, they’re less dangerous
Call up Franco, entertain us!
Rube is stupid, and audacious.
Call up Franco, entertain us!