We are 11 days from the start of a new season of Phillies baseball starring Cole Hamels, Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, Ken Giles, some stiffs, has beens, and never weres. I can feel the excitement percolating already at Broad and Pattison.
Let's take a look at how this season will turn out with some dancing gifs.
April 6th- Opening Day versus the Red Sox:
BASEBALL IS BACK EVERYONE!!
April 30th- after dropping 3 of 4 to the Cardinals.
That sucked but we still have a chance.
May 31st after we just took 2 of 3 from the Rockies.
June 30th in the midst of a Brewers series.
It's starting to get pretty dark in here people.
Early July- The Phillies refuse to spend a lot of money on International Free Agents
Slaughtering the hopes of fans.
July 31st- After the trade deadline
Amaro's return on players is less than stellar and he tells the media "We have good players and the returns just weren't there."
August 17th- returning home after a long road swing.
It's 80's night at the ballpark. Please come watch this team and spend some cash. We operated at a loss last year.
September 7th- Second to last home stand kicks off against the Braves.
We know we suck, so we will do some extra dancing segments on the Jumbo Vision.
October 4th- Last home game of the year.
Please come out. Hell get drunk and spend money- we don't care.
November 1st- Phillies ownership shows faith in Amaro.
"We feel that Ruben has done a good job in beginning to build something here and we are giving him the opportunity to see this through to the end."