Freebasing, Selling Out: Braves 6, Phillies 1
Would Cole Hamels rescue the Phillies from the Olympic Opening Ceremonies and the basement of the N.L. East?
Would Cole Hamels rescue the Phillies from the Olympic Opening Ceremonies and the basement of the N.L. East?
Links that are entirely free of the trade talk surrounding Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels.
Kate Upton, I'm sure, removes her clothes like everyone else, and is not rumored to be traded for Cole Hamels. None of today's Phillies links indicate that. But we continue to monitor the situation.
Cole Hamels is not traded to the Rangers, Pirates, or Tigers for naked pictures of Kate Upton, yet. But Joe Blanton pitches eight solid innings and Ryan Howard hits a home run to right the world for Phillies fans.
In which we confess to sex workers our secret desire to trade Cole Hamels.
The Phillies take on the Braves April 5, 7, and 8. This article discusses the players' skills, peripherals, and splits.
Revisiting Cole Hamels' end of 2008.