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Ryan Howard's 2012 season, recapped in hyper-link'd verse by Wet Luzinski, poet laureate of The Good Phight.

Cole Hamels is not traded to the Rangers, Pirates, or Tigers for naked pictures of Kate Upton, yet. But Joe Blanton pitches eight solid innings and Ryan Howard hits a home run to right the world for Phillies fans.

The Phillies take on the Braves April 5, 7, and 8. This article discusses the players' skills, peripherals, and splits.

Upset about Howard not getting the MVP? Give back Schmidt in 1986 and Howard in 2006.