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Deep Hurting: Myers to SET-UP ROLE

Word came down less than a day after some lumpy grayish endomorph solicited fisticuffs from the Delaware Valley's Number One Asshole and Burger King devotee that the Phillies' opening day starting pitcher was being relegated to set-up duty, and was being replaced with Peak Oil Lieber.

I am stunned out of my normally modest capacity for eloquence.  If you want to put a starter in the bullpen, shove Eaton there.  Jesus... this team deserves to lose.

Clearly a desperation move for Manuel.  I'd be surprised if he made it to May 1st at this point.