In a pitching matchup with more J's in it than the Dude's glove compartment, young Phillies left-hander J.A. "Don't Call Me 'Jay Ay'" Happ squares off against Braves rookie Jair Jurrjens, who has been one of the few bright spots for an otherwise disappointing 2008 Braves team.
ALERT PHILLIES FANS! We're probably going to lose this game. That's okay. They're clearly overmatched. Although Jurrjens has been up-and-down the last month or so, he's done well against the Phillies this year. And Happ, well... let's say he probably has a bright future. They might win this one. But they probably won't. And don't freak out if they lose.
Prove me wrong, fellas!