Chris Wheeler discusses the Victory Dance.
Jayson Werth and Pedro Feliz are both playing baseball now... even though WWerth has a sore groin. Wow, who needs a right-handed bat, anyway?
And the Phillies lost to the Grapefruit League juggernaut Pittsburgh Pirates, 6-5. Ryan Howard having a nice spring so far. Dare we hope it carries over into April and May?
Deadspin doesn't get as maudlin as we do about Pat the Bat.
Ronny Paulino: It's different this time!
J.A. Happ appears to be the annointed one now... prepare your "Happ-y" headline puns now.
Drabek and Savery: Bustin' Out. (Joe Savery might have the best name ever for a closer...)
Charlie Manuel: We need to gon' hit, son.