For making a Huey Lewis and the News reference, I give myself no points, and my God have mercy on my soul.
In the meantime, while we all try to make sense of what a post-Brett Myers world may look like (I'm guessing many fewer Confederate flags and an absence of chin pubes), there's still baseball to player. JA Happ makes his second start of the season for the Phillies against the Nationals and Ross Detwiler. I bet ESPN wishes they were broadcasting this one. Whoa daddy.
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