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Shane Victorino Beer Tosser Identified? UPDATED

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Per Deadspin

UPDATE: Pic removed; he turned himself in.  Same guy?  I guess we'll find out.

 

One tipster claims that the man seen in the above photo — his "friend" — is the culprit but he's not ready to snitch yet as he waits to see if he'll come forward on his own. Or, hey, it might not be him and it's just another sinewy Cubs fan with manicured facial hair. The longer this individual remains unidentified, the more aggravated the police will become.

 

I've never wanted to punch a face more in my life, and I'm a pacifist.  If you say you disagree, I know you're a liar.

Look, I like to have a few beers at a baseball game, I expect lots of you do, too.  And to say "Oh, but he didn't get hurt, it's no big deal!" or "Don't be a pussy, Shane!" is just ignoring the fact that, unless we clamp down on douchelords like Taintface up there, it's just a matter of time until a player really does get hurt.  Then we'll all be watching games from behind thick panes of plexiglass, hockey style, only the glass won't be there to protect fans from flying pucks; it'll be there to protect the players from jagoff fans.