J.A. Happ pitches for the Phillies tonight against Charlie Morton of the Pirates, a matchup that sounds like a couple of dudes whose names should be affixed to restaurants.
I envision "J.A. Happ's (pron. "Jay Ay") Snackatorium and Raw Bar" as being a more laid-back place, while "Charlie Morton's" just sounds like a steakhouse, for obvious reasons.
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