Let this thread be the permanent repository for your ridiculous pre-season MLB predictions. We'll stash it on the left sidebar so it doesn't get lost forever and can be easily referenced throughout the season, either for bragging rights or mockery, or a mix of both.
The more outlandish the better -- Braves win NL East doesn't count; Nationals win NL East does.
Post your predictions in the comments below.
I'll kick this off:
2010 AL Cy Young Award - Daisuke Matsuzaka