Could there be a less fascinating matchup in professional baseball in 2010? Jake Westbrook for the Indians, Kyle Kendrick for the Phillies.
Watch, now that I said that, something awesome will happen tonight. A streaker, maybe? (NOTE NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OH GOD)
Kendrick is coming off last Thursday's outstanding series-winning turn against the Yankees in the Bronx. Westbrook is preparing to accidentally be called "Brian" by hundreds if not thousands of fans tonight.