Hey, who needs an 8.0 WAR second baseman anyway, right?
Cole Hamels of the Phillies versus Daniel "Not Andrew" McCutchen for the Pirates.
Step it up, fellas.
Also, Charlie Manuel will be serving a one-game suspension tonight for bumping CB Bucknor with his cap the other night.
And the Phanatic was stabbed to death.
Anything else?
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