I Hope the Phillies Don't Play Like Dorks Today: Athletics at Phillies Game Thread, June 26, 2011

This team really can't do anything right. Luckily Roy Halladay is pitching so we have a chance.

OK trolling is exhausting, I'll try to stop.

The Phillies face off against their former farmhand and weird child of a baseball stage dad, Josh Outman. Roy Halladay gets the ball for the Phils as they try to claim the rubber game of this Interleague Series.

Chase Utley gets the day off, presumably for rest purposes. Domonic Brown gets the day off to think about the bad thing he did.

Woooooooo daybaseball. Wooooooooooooo hooooo.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Discuss the game below.

Roy Halladay

#34 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-6

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: May 14, 1977

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2011 - Roy Halladay	9-3	16	16	4	0	0	0	118.1	107	34	33	7	16	119	2.51	1.04

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Josh Outman

#88 / Pitcher / Oakland Athletics

Height: 6-1

Weight: 185

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Sep 14, 1984

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2011 - Josh Outman	3-1	6	6	0	0	0	0	34.2	29	13	11	2	13	16	2.86	1.21

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