This team really can't do anything right. Luckily Roy Halladay is pitching so we have a chance.
OK trolling is exhausting, I'll try to stop.
The Phillies face off against their former farmhand and weird child of a baseball stage dad, Josh Outman. Roy Halladay gets the ball for the Phils as they try to claim the rubber game of this Interleague Series.
Chase Utley gets the day off, presumably for rest purposes. Domonic Brown gets the day off to think about the bad thing he did.
Woooooooo daybaseball. Wooooooooooooo hooooo.
Whoa whoa whoa.
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