From: Allen Swampmutter <alswamp67@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:43 PM
You are disgrace. You epitolize everything wrong with pre-madonna athletes in this city. I havent seen a player as shelfish as you since Bobby Abreu. He was afraid to run into walls and you are afraid to pitch with pain in your back and now your hand... there is no excuse for leaving a game because a bruse non pitching hand and you just prove yourself to be a cowerd. who needs chrioproctor any ways? Thank you for 208 and all, but because of you're cowardise, we lose the game today.
The team is better of with out you.
From: Rory Green <ROARY1234@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Subject: Are you O.K.?
Dear Mr. Hamels,
My name is Rory. I'm 11 years old. You are my favorite pitcher. I like your changeup and your fastball and your cutter and your curveballs. I'm a lefty too and I pitch and I wear number 35 because you are my favorite pitcher. You inspire me to do better. I was watching the game today and I saw you get hit in your hand and I am worried that you were not O.K. because you left the game. Are you O.K.?
Please respond if you are okay and send me your autograph.
From: Allen Swampmutter <alswamp67@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:45 PM
From: Gale McDougall <GaleMcD1949@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Subject: From a mother
In my life, I have given birth to seven children. None of them weighed under 8 pounds. Three of them I gave birth to on the kitchen table. One of them I gave birth to in the back of my husband's Lincoln. For seven of them, I was back to work the following day. For the last one, I was back to work the same day, just an hour later. I don't want to hear about your hand, dearie.
If mothers played baseball, we wouldn't leave the game until we were physically unable to stand.
From: John Slontz <JohnnyMetsFan@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 6:12 PM
No, like WTF????!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
From: Becki Matthias <Beckster215@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Subject: Call me
You are soooo sexy. You have beautiful eyes and an amazing butt. Me and my girlfriends have a bet on who can get with you first. I know you have a wife and all, but she was kinda a bitch on Survivor. LOL.
Anyways, if you are ever out on the town trying to have some fun with a college girl, call me.
From: Clement Okon <Okon.c.d@redacted>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 8:15 PM
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