Battle of the 1-Percenters: Phillies at Giants Game Thread, April 18, 2012

The recently-extended Matt Cain and the already-filthy-rich Cliff Lee face off tonight in San Francisco in the rubber match of the three game set between the pitching-rich Phillies and Giants.

Which wealthy S.O.B. will come out ahead? Stay up and watch!

"Clean" material in the game thread tonight, the club owners were upset about all the bad language. Sometimes a guy just wants to take his wife out for a good time without having to worry about ca-ca humor.

Discuss the game below.

Cliff Lee

#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 190

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Aug 30, 1978

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Cliff Lee	0-1	2	2	0	0	0	0	13.0	7	5	5	2	2	11	3.46	.69

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Matt Cain

#18 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

Height: 6-3

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Oct 01, 1984

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Matt Cain	1-0	2	2	1	1	0	0	15.0	7	5	5	2	2	15	3.00	.60

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Pat Burrell

#5 / San Francisco Giants

Height: 6-4

Weight: 235

Born: Oct 10, 1976

Herpes Simplex Status: Positive

Self-medicating with Halls Mentholyptus Lozenges