Ol' Dirty Batista vs. Heavy B: Mets at Phillies Game Thread, May 8, 2012

By Peter Lyons May 8, 2012, 7:00pm EDT

Come for the puns about two sadly departed MCs. Stay for the baseball talk.

Miguel Batista of the Mets vs. Joe Blanton of the Phillies in the "I hate my season ticket package" matchup of the season so far.

Discuss the game below.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Miguel Batista vs Joe Blanton

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Joe Blanton

Height: 6-3

Weight: 245

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Dec 11, 1980

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Joe Blanton	3-3	6	5	1	1	0	0	35.0	34	14	11	1	3	21	2.83	1.06

Height: 6-1

Weight: 210

Born: Feb 19, 1971

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