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Joe Versus the Volcano: Marlins at Phillies Game Thread, June 3, 2012

Current Series

3 game series vs Marlins @ Citizens Bank Park

Fri 06/01 WP: Kyle Kendrick (2 - 4)
SV: Jonathan Papelbon
LP: Mark Buehrle (5 - 5)
6 - 4 win
Sat 06/02 WP: Ricky Nolasco (6 - 3)
SV: Heath Bell
LP: Cole Hamels (8 - 2)
4 - 5 loss

Miami Marlins
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Sunday, Jun 3, 2012, 1:35 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Carlos Zambrano vs Joe Blanton

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

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This one is bound to be entertaining, albeit perhaps for the wrong reasons. The Phillies and Marlins match up to settle this weekend series once and for all. The weather will feature bright sunny skies and a 10-20mph breeze blowing out to right field. The Marlins gave a mighty whacking to Cole Hamels yesterday, and what with the Phillies' pitching staff's penchant for giving up homers, a suddenly struggling Joe Blanton may be in for a mighty walloping himself.

Perhaps the volanic Carlos Zambrano may erupt to save Joe, who in turn can live happily ever after with Meg Ryan. Or Hector Luna, who is batting cleanup.

Sweet Mother of Victory, save us. And discuss the game below.

Tom Hanks dance "Come Go with Me" (via mosquitospas)