Cliff Lee Wins: Whatever

To celebrate Cliff Lee's first win of the season, we have two of our best contributor parodies ever.

The album cover from DirtyWaters:

And the song lyrics from bandwagonesque:

With Big Piece out
We’re less dangerous
Here we are now
Sign or trade us

Losing’s stupid
Wins contagious
Here we are now
Sign or trade us

A strike wielder
Two outfielders
Proven closer
Number four, sir

A real trial
A real trial
A real trial
A real trial

Grovers all around!

[UPDATE: Bonus Nirvana song from bandwagonesque below the fold!]

PS. To please the folks in legal, if you're interested in the original album, get your copy here!

Sell prospects for food
Losing changes moods
Trade time here again
Unproductive fans

Aaaaaaaand we’re the ones
Who want free agent top guns
Single A guys don’t become
Anything until they’re done

But they don’t know what it means
Don’t know what it means and I say

Weeee’re the ones
Who want free agent top guns
Development is never fun
Win right now by getting Young

But they don’t know what it means
Don’t know what it means and I say

We could fleece some more
Ed Wade is a whore
Hamilton’s the man
Send Hammels if we can

Aaaaaaaand we’re the ones
Who want free agent top guns
Single A guys don’t become
Anything until they’re done

But they don’t know what it means
Don’t know what it means and I say

Weeee’re the ones
Who want free agent top guns
Development is never fun
Win right now by getting Young

But they don’t know what it means
Don’t know what it means and I say