Hey, Football Starts Soon! - Phillies 2, D'Backs 4

We lost. Apparently there was some bad play, a horrific call, voodoo and even a baseball game.

Kyle Kendrick, thrown back into service after Joe Blanton was banished for exceeding the club allowance for cupcakes, pitched and took the loss. Michael Martinez was not the CF, but was used as a PH. Utley homered. New Phillie and one-time goldminer Josh Lindblom pitched. YAYGUYS.

I didn't watch the game, so, hopefully, someone who did will be along soon to write a moar better recap, one, perhaps, containing details.

I made up at least one thing in this article.