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Some Phillies Links For You, August 9, 2012: Barved, Knapped, Browned

Phans. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-US PRESSWIRE
Phans. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-US PRESSWIRE

Phillies Notes: Rollins popping out at a high rate
If you misread this headline ever-so-slightly, the result is hilarious. Particularly if you're a big 12 year old like me.

David Murphy: Bourn not the answer
The first paragraph to this story is positively disgusting.

Brown showing early improvement
Who's that?

Hamels and wife make a big difference at Philly elementary school
People clown the Hamelses all the time but their hearts are in the right place. Nice work.

Phillies’ ‘Lefty’ set to sign autographs during festival
There are so many jokes that can be made here. So many. See Comments.

Pointer making most of 2nd shot | The Asbury Park Press NJ |
One of my favorite prospects coming into the season, hopefully he can keep it up after a very rough stretch.

Tribe releases Jason Knapp, key piece in 2009 Cliff Lee trade: Indians Insider
A sad story. The big New Jersey right hander has had two shoulder surgeries and is still just 21 years old.

Phillies may not opt to pick up Placido Polanco's 2013 option
Sorry bud.

Fish Cap: Marlins 13, Mets 0 - Fish Stripes
Somehow it's not as much fun to LOL at the Mets, particularly when the Marlins are involved, and when the Phillies are deserving of so many LULZ as well.

Washington Nationals' Gio Gonzalez Throws Complete Game, Hits Two-Run HR In 4-3 Win Over Houston Astros. - Federal Baseball
Freddy Garcia. Freddy &#*# Garcia.