Cue the Benny Hill Theme: Phillies at Marlins, 9/29/2012

Tonight, Roy Halladay is making his final start of the season. Should he be doing this? I don't know. But I'm pretty sure we'll all find out.

Darin Ruf starts at first base tonight because, as you might have heard, Ryan Howard fractured his toe. He did this when he dropped a metal pipe on it, the pipe he swings while he's in the on deck circle.

I'm not sure if the universe could have provided a more appropriate capper to this season. What else could the universe have done to the Phillies? Discuss that and the game after the jump.

Roy Halladay

#34 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-6

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: May 14, 1977

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Roy Halladay	10-8	24	24	0	0	0	0	151.1	149	74	74	17	33	125	4.40	1.20

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Ricky Nolasco

#47 / Pitcher / Miami Marlins

Height: 6-2

Weight: 230

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Dec 13, 1982

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Ricky Nolasco	12-12	30	30	3	2	0	0	186.0	205	95	90	18	47	121	4.35	1.35

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