Tonight, the Phillies start a very odd one game "series" with the Cleveland Indians. Cliff Lee returns to where he started, hoping to pitch a winner.
What? There was a game last night? No, you have to be mistaken. I would remember that.
Anyway, the Indians will be starting Trevor Bauer, and... Wait, you're kidding me. You're joking. A 14-2 rout? Come on, you've gotta be making that up. I would remember that!
I recapped this game, you say? We'll just see about that...
Why. Why did I look? I knew what would happen. It all came rushing back to me and I can't make it stop. Doc's three two-run homers. Durbin sucking. Valdes sucking. And the Delmon Young homer, over and over and over.
If tonight isn't better, well, there's nothing I can do about it. But rest assured I will do a lot of yelling at my TV and pleading with the universe.
Discuss the emptiness of existence and the game in the comments below.
Indians lead the series 1-0
|Tue 04/30|| WP: Zach McAllister (2 - 3) |
LP: Roy Halladay (2 - 3)
|2 - 14 loss|
Wednesday, May 1, 2013, 7:05 PM EDT
Clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.
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#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies
Aug 30, 1978
|2013 - Cliff Lee||2-1||7||5||0||0||0||0||35.2||32||13||12||3||5||30||3.03||1.04|
#47 / Pitcher / Cleveland Indians
Jan 17, 1991
|2013 - Trevor Bauer||0-1||1||1||0||0||0||0||5.0||2||3||3||1||7||2||5.40||1.80|