Blackout: Phillies at Indians Game Thread, May 1, 2013

Tonight, the Phillies start a very odd one game "series" with the Cleveland Indians. Cliff Lee returns to where he started, hoping to pitch a winner.

What? There was a game last night? No, you have to be mistaken. I would remember that.

Anyway, the Indians will be starting Trevor Bauer, and... Wait, you're kidding me. You're joking. A 14-2 rout? Come on, you've gotta be making that up. I would remember that!

I recapped this game, you say? We'll just see about that...

Why. Why did I look? I knew what would happen. It all came rushing back to me and I can't make it stop. Doc's three two-run homers. Durbin sucking. Valdes sucking. And the Delmon Young homer, over and over and over.

If tonight isn't better, well, there's nothing I can do about it. But rest assured I will do a lot of yelling at my TV and pleading with the universe.

Discuss the emptiness of existence and the game in the comments below.

Cliff Lee

#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 205

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Aug 30, 1978

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Cliff Lee	2-1	7	5	0	0	0	0	35.2	32	13	12	3	5	30	3.03	1.04

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Trevor Bauer

#47 / Pitcher / Cleveland Indians

Height: 6-1

Weight: 185

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Jan 17, 1991

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Trevor Bauer	0-1	1	1	0	0	0	0	5.0	2	3	3	1	7	2	5.40	1.80

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