Phillies 4, Marlins 1: Pettibone Junction

Come and get behind the guy who is pitchin' kinda fly at the junction. (Pettibone Junction)
Forget about the studs, 'cause they're pitching like real duds, at at the junction. (Pettibone Junction)
Coupla curves, you'll see, and a change that's key, at the junction, Pettibone Junction.
There's a fraying, greying staff who are throwing like a laff at the junction.(Pettibone Junction)
It is run by Dube, come and be his n00b at the junction.(Pettibone Junction)
And that's Chollie M, he's a got a lot of phlegm at the junction, Pettibone Junction.

Petticoat Junction Theme Song (via Michael Shipman)

Source: FanGraphs