Halladay Likely to DL with Shoulder Pain

Because we're Phillies fans and life hates us because we're the worst fans in sports and we booed Santa Clause and threw snowballs at orphaned babies; Halladay's shoulder has reportedly been bothering him since his start in Pittsburgh two weeks ago. To make matters worse, he may not have told the team about this.

Halladay going to see Dr. Yocum for shoulder soreness. Ruben says he's likely on DL.

— Kevin Cooney (@KevinCooney) May 5, 2013

Go now, and die in whatever way seems fitting to you. Personally, I'm going to drink some bleach, but you can do that wood and oil stuff if you're more traditionally minded.