What Fresh Hell Is This: Phillies at Rockies Game Thread, June 16, 2013

What exciting, horrific way will the Phillies win or lose today's game? What new things will come to greet us from each of hell's nine delightful circles? Only time will tell.

Cole Hamels, hoping to find his third win, faces off against Jhoulys Chacin today. They have similar ERAs -- Hamels is at 4.45 and Chacin is at 4.52. Woof.

I'd like to wish all the dads out there a very happy Father's Day. My dad is really the awesomest, and I wish we could spend the day sitting on the couch switching between golf and baseball.

Discuss the game and your own awesome fathers in the comments below.

Cole Hamels

#35 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 195

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Dec 27, 1983

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Cole Hamels	2-9	14	14	0	0	0	0	87.0	85	46	43	11	26	82	4.45	1.28

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Jhoulys Chacin

#45 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 215

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Jan 07, 1988

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Jhoulys Chacin	4-3	13	12	0	0	0	0	71.2	72	38	36	2	24	45	4.52	1.34

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