Good God, Cole Hamels is 2-10. 2-10! That's two wins and ten losses! That is a lot of losses and not very many wins! AND his ERA is 4.40! That is very high! Especially for Cole Hamels! This is bad! I hate this!
If you ask me, I think Cole Hamels needs to win more and lose less. That's the kind of advice he needs. Has someone tried saying that to him? Has someone tried telling him to stop giving up so many runs? If not, someone should really get on that. Cole Hamels is pitching in tonight's game, so this information needs to get to him as soon as possible. Quick, fire up the Pony Express! And just in case, we should tie a message to the leg of a trained raven as well. I'll be right back from the trained raven store with one of those and we'll be able to get Cole Hamels his advice.
Jeremy Hefner will face off against Hamels, newly activated Chase Utley, and the rest of the Phillies.
Discuss the game in the comments below.
3 game series vs Mets @ Citizens Bank Park
Friday, Jun 21, 2013, 7:05 PM EDT
Jeremy Hefner vs Cole Hamels
Clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.
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#35 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies
Dec 27, 1983
|2013 - Cole Hamels||2-10||15||15||0||0||0||0||94.0||91||49||46||12||28||89||4.40||1.27|
#53 / Pitcher / New York Mets
Mar 11, 1986
|2013 - Jeremy Hefner||1-6||14||13||0||0||0||0||75.0||72||40||33||12||23||56||3.96||1.27|