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Tonight, John Lannan starts for the Phillies, and he'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I'm sorry. I drifted off there. I'm sure I was talking about something. Oh yes! Tonight's game, and John Lannan. In five gamezzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I swear I'll stop doing that. As soon as John Lannan gets more interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy and everything, but egads is he ever boring.
Here is some information about John Lannan that I totally didn't just make up (I did): his favorite color is beige. His favorite drink is water. His favorite food is lettuce. His favorite type of music is the white noise that a fan makes.
I'll make you a deal, John Lannan. You pitch well, and in my recap I'll make you seem exotic. Or at least more interesting than a pet rock. Deal?
If Dodgers' starter Chris Capuano wants facts made up about him, he should try pitching for a team other than the Dodgers.
Discuss your favorite made up John Lannan fact, as well as the game, in the comments below.