Cloudy with a Chance of Boring: Phillies at Dodgers Game Thread, June 28, 2013

Tonight, John Lannan starts for the Phillies, and he'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I'm sorry. I drifted off there. I'm sure I was talking about something. Oh yes! Tonight's game, and John Lannan. In five gamezzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I swear I'll stop doing that. As soon as John Lannan gets more interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy and everything, but egads is he ever boring.

Here is some information about John Lannan that I totally didn't just make up (I did): his favorite color is beige. His favorite drink is water. His favorite food is lettuce. His favorite type of music is the white noise that a fan makes.

I'll make you a deal, John Lannan. You pitch well, and in my recap I'll make you seem exotic. Or at least more interesting than a pet rock. Deal?

If Dodgers' starter Chris Capuano wants facts made up about him, he should try pitching for a team other than the Dodgers.

Discuss your favorite made up John Lannan fact, as well as the game, in the comments below.

John Lannan

#27 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-4

Weight: 215

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Sep 27, 1984

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - John Lannan	0-2	5	5	0	0	0	0	24.2	30	18	16	1	6	14	5.84	1.46

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Chris Capuano

#35 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Dodgers

Height: 6-3

Weight: 215

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Aug 19, 1978

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Chris Capuano	2-4	10	8	0	0	0	1	44.0	44	22	20	6	13	33	4.09	1.30

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