EDIT: The trade is apparently not quite yet finalized:
Source said Jimmy Rollins trade to Dodgers is close, but not finalized. Teams still talking.— Todd Zolecki (@ToddZolecki) December 10, 2014
Hey dudes what's goin-
Oh, huh, weird.
Well, I mean surely it's not as if there's any sort of traction to these things I mean how often have we heard about a Jimmy Rollins tra-
Well, look I haven't seen anything from anyone really in charge here and until I get some verified info, I'm assuming this is all coming from Chris Coti11o, he of the 3 tweets and 45 followers. And I don't think I'm gonna see th-
GOOD GRAVY NOT JIMMERS!
In all honesty, this is what we wanted, right? A trade of the old core so that the youth could get it going? Frankly, it's a bit jarring to see the most elder statesman be the first on the chopping block, but so goes revolution I suppose. My shirsey is now woefully out of date, and I had hoped that Phillies red would be evergreen with J. Roll.
Still, however long you're in Dodger Blue my dude, you're a Phillie to me. May you provide Kershaw with many a no hitter saving dives, and may you be a good double agent for the Phillies when they need to play spoiler. Godspeed Young James!