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Hey, you guys awake out there? Have you woken up after last night's scintillating snoozefest? Or are you asleep already? Has the mere thought of the Phillies playing the Padres put you back to sleep?
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
I'm kidding. Go back to sleep.
Well, since you're already awake, here's tonight's lineup.
Oh I'm sorry you've fallen asleep again, haven't you. I wish there was a way for us to fix this, but it's the Phillies, so there isn't. You know who could liven this up? Jonathan Papelbon. OH WAIT, HE'S SUSPENDED.
Discuss the game in the comments below.