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Game 153 Open Thread: Phillies at Padres

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10 games to go.

Denis Poroy

Tonight, the Phillies finish up their four-game series with the Padres by sending Kyle Kendrick to the mound. In the past, if I'm mean to Kendrick, he tends to pitch well. Like last time! So now I don't know what to do. What should I do? I can be mean, and post a photo like this:

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via www.philliedelphia.com

That's a pretty embarrassing photo, right?! How about this one?

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via www.thefightins.com

Holy shit those are some ugly clothes. I mean really, really ugly. Those are 1980s wedding embarrassing. I can't look at them anymore, my retinas are burning. Here's the lineup.

Today's Lineups

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES SAN DIEGO PADRES
Ben Revere - CF Cory Spangenberg - 3B
Freddy Galvis - SS Will Venable - RF
Marlon Byrd - RF Jedd Gyorko - 2B
Darin Ruf - 1B Yasmani Grandal - C
Maikel Franco - 3B Seth Smith - LF
Domonic Brown - LF Tommy Medica - 1B
Wil Nieves - C Alexi Amarista - SS
Andres Blanco - 2B Cameron Maybin - CF
Kyle Kendrick - RHP Robbie Erlin - LHP

Holy crap, Ryan Howard is sitting again. What is this. What's going on. I don't understand. I'd suggest that maybe Kendrick's taste in clothes scared him away, but Howard's taste in clothes is pretty questionable as well.

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