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Tonight, the Phillies finish up their four-game series with the Padres by sending Kyle Kendrick to the mound. In the past, if I'm mean to Kendrick, he tends to pitch well. Like last time! So now I don't know what to do. What should I do? I can be mean, and post a photo like this:
That's a pretty embarrassing photo, right?! How about this one?
Holy shit those are some ugly clothes. I mean really, really ugly. Those are 1980s wedding embarrassing. I can't look at them anymore, my retinas are burning. Here's the lineup.
Holy crap, Ryan Howard is sitting again. What is this. What's going on. I don't understand. I'd suggest that maybe Kendrick's taste in clothes scared him away, but Howard's taste in clothes is pretty questionable as well.
Discuss the game in the comments below.