In a release, the Phillies announced that David Montgomery will not return in his role as President of the Phillies. Instead, he will be Chairman. The former Chairman, Bill Giles, will be Chairman Emeritus. Pat Gillick will be El Presidente for the time being.
What does this really mean? It doesn't make the players younger or better. Will Gillick be around for a while, or just a bit?
I don't know.
Speculate wildly below, and never grab your wang in public like Montgomery does in the picture above. That just looks horrible.