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Game 14 Open Thread: Marlins at Phillies

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The Mighty Giancarlo Stanton is here!

HE IS A GLORIOUS GLORIOUS MAN
HE IS A GLORIOUS GLORIOUS MAN
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After a miserable 1-6 road trip, the Phillies are back at Citizens Bank Park to take on the Miami Marlins. The Marlins have a 3-10 record as opposed to the Phillies STERLING 4-9 record, so they're only technically worse than the Phillies. In reality, the Marlins have a glut of young talent and they've locked up my hero, my dreamboat, my fantasy husband, The Mighty Giancarlo Stanton.

I mean, I love the Phillies and everything, but I wouldn't mind seeing The Mighty Giancarlo Stanton hit a bunch of dingers at CBP this week. He's so dreamy.

Oh, and also the Phillies are playing too. Here's the proof!

Today's Lineups

MIAMI MARLINS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Dee Gordon - 2B Odubel Herrera - CF
Martin Prado - 3B Ben Revere - LF
Giancarlo Stanton - RF Chase Utley - 2B
Mike Morse - 1B Carlos Ruiz - C
Christian Yelich - LF Cody Asche - 3B
Marcell Ozuna - CF Ryan Howard - 1B
J.T. Realmuto - C Grady Sizemore - RF
Adeiny Hechavarria - SS Freddy Galvis - SS
Dan Haren - RHP Jerome Williams - RHP

Will The Mighty Giancarlo Stanton and his speedy bat feast upon the offerings of Jerome Williams? Probably. Do I care that there are other players in that lineup who are not named The Mighty Giancarlo Stanton? Nope!

Discuss the game in the comments below.