I could write out some patter here about how laughably terrible the Phillies were last night (and are in general), but knowing what's ahead of us today, I don't want to pretend that last night was a new low point for the 2015 Phillies. Why don't I want to do that? BECAUSE LOOK UPON TODAY'S LINEUP AND WEEP, WEEP FOR ALL OF OUR FUTURES AND PASTS, FOR THIS IS THE LINEUP OF DAMNATION.
|MIAMI MARLINS||PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES|
|Dee Gordon - 2B||Odubel Herrera - CF|
|Martin Prado - 3B||Ben Revere - LF|
|Giancarlo Stanton - RF||Cody Asche - 3B|
|Mike Morse - 1B||Jeff Francoeur - RF|
|Marcell Ozuna - CF||Darin Ruf - 1B|
|Ichiro Suzuki - LF||Cesar Hernandez - 2B|
|Jarrod Saltalamacchia - C||Cameron Rupp - C|
|Adeiny Hechavarria - SS||Andres Blanco - SS|
|David Phelps - RHP||Dustin McGowan - RHP|
I mean, look at that lineup! Actually, don't. Don't look at it. It's for your own good.
Stay strong, Phillies fans. And discuss the game in the comments below.