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Game 16 Open Thread: Marlins at Phillies

May the lord have mercy on our souls.

By Liz Roscher
I CAN'T LOOK IT'S TOO HIDEOUS
I CAN'T LOOK IT'S TOO HIDEOUS
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I could write out some patter here about how laughably terrible the Phillies were last night (and are in general), but knowing what's ahead of us today, I don't want to pretend that last night was a new low point for the 2015 Phillies. Why don't I want to do that? BECAUSE LOOK UPON TODAY'S LINEUP AND WEEP, WEEP FOR ALL OF OUR FUTURES AND PASTS, FOR THIS IS THE LINEUP OF DAMNATION.

Today's Lineups

MIAMI MARLINS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Dee Gordon - 2B Odubel Herrera - CF
Martin Prado - 3B Ben Revere - LF
Giancarlo Stanton - RF Cody Asche - 3B
Mike Morse - 1B Jeff Francoeur - RF
Marcell Ozuna - CF Darin Ruf - 1B
Ichiro Suzuki - LF Cesar Hernandez - 2B
Jarrod Saltalamacchia - C Cameron Rupp - C
Adeiny Hechavarria - SS Andres Blanco - SS
David Phelps - RHP Dustin McGowan - RHP

I mean, look at that lineup! Actually, don't. Don't look at it. It's for your own good.

Stay strong, Phillies fans. And discuss the game in the comments below.

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