BIG NEWS: The Phillies are incompetent and Ryne Sandberg is the worst manager on the planet.
Oh wait, that's not actual big news. Here's the big news: DOM BROWN HAS NOT YET REPORTED TO LEHIGH VALLEY. I can't blame him, since it's straight up ridiculous to keep him at AAA, but that means we need to start
Where is Domonic Brown? Do you know? Well, while we're looking for Dom Brown, the Phillies will be playing a baseball game against the Cardinals.
|PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES||ST. LOUIS CARDINALS|
|Ben Revere - LF||Jon Jay - CF|
|Odubel Herrera - CF||Matt Carpenter - 3B|
|Chase Utley - 2B||Matt Holliday - LF|
|Jeff Francoeur - RF||Matt Adams - 1B|
|Ryan Howard - 1B||Jhonny Peralta - SS|
|Cody Asche - 3B||Jason Heyward - RF|
|Carlos Ruiz - C||Yadier Molina - C|
|Freddy Galvis - SS||Kolten Wong - 2B|
|Severino Gonzalez - RHP||Michael Wacha - RHP|
Severino Gonzalez and Carlos Ruiz will make up the first all-Panamanian battery in major league history, which is unbelievably cool. BUT WILL IT HELP US FIND DOMONIC BROWN!? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU!
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