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BIG NEWS: The Phillies are incompetent and Ryne Sandberg is the worst manager on the planet.
Oh wait, that's not actual big news. Here's the big news: DOM BROWN HAS NOT YET REPORTED TO LEHIGH VALLEY. I can't blame him, since it's straight up ridiculous to keep him at AAA, but that means we need to start
#DOMWATCH
Where is Domonic Brown? Do you know? Well, while we're looking for Dom Brown, the Phillies will be playing a baseball game against the Cardinals.
Severino Gonzalez and Carlos Ruiz will make up the first all-Panamanian battery in major league history, which is unbelievably cool. BUT WILL IT HELP US FIND DOMONIC BROWN!? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU!
Discuss the game in the comments below.