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Game 67 Open Thread: Orioles at Phillies

EVERYTHING IS GREAT AND NOTHING IS WRONG

By Liz Roscher
Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports

SO LAST NIGHT WAS REALLY A HUMDINGER, HUH? A REAL BARN BURNER! WELL, BACK AT 'EM TODAY! GO TEAM GO!

EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING IS WRONG. THE FRANCHISE ISN'T IMPLODING AND THE PLAYERS DON'T HATE THE COACHES AND THE MANAGEMENT, AND NO ONE IS RUNNING THIS HISTORIC, STORIED FRANCHISE INTO THE GROUND.

NO I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPP.

Today's Lineups

BALTIMORE ORIOLES PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Manny Machado - 3B Ben Revere - CF
Travis Snider - LF Chase Utley - 2B
Chris Parmelee - RF Maikel Franco - 3B
Chris Davis - 1B Ryan Howard - 1B
Matt Wieters - C Domonic Brown - RF
J.J. Hardy - SS Cameron Rupp - C
Ryan Flaherty - 2B Cody Asche - LF
David Lough - CF Freddy Galvis - SS
Ubaldo Jimenez - RHP Kevin Correia - RHP

SEE? EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE. KEVIN CORREIA IS HERE.

DISCUSS THE GAME IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. AND TRY NOT TO CRY.

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